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		<title>On Jeans and the length thereof</title>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2010/02/08/on-jeans-and-the-length-thereof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, I&#8217;m 5&#8217;8&#8243; tall. Okay, fine, it&#8217;s really 5&#8217;7&#8243;, but the point is I&#8217;m taller by either one or two inches than the average American woman, and yet I cannot for the life of me find a pair of jeans that are not too long. Why is this? Is there a vast conspiracy to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I&#8217;m 5&#8217;8&#8243; tall. Okay, fine, it&#8217;s really 5&#8217;7&#8243;, but the point is I&#8217;m taller by either one or two inches than the average American woman, and yet I cannot for the life of me find a pair of jeans that are not too long. Why is this? Is there a vast conspiracy to make me wear heels with my denim, because in all honesty: No. No, that is not going to happen. I won&#8217;t even wear heels with a <em>dress</em>. I may wear heels when I go to opera in April, but I&#8217;ll be sitting down the entire damn time. I wear heels for interviews, which are blissfully few and far between.</p>
<p>I will not wear heels with bootcut jeans at work on a Monday, dammit, and you can&#8217;t make me. I&#8217;ll wear my cowboy boots instead.</p>
<p>Sure would be awfully nice if I could wear flats, though. Do I need to buy short length to do that?</p>
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		<title>Kids Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay at Jezebel posted a video yesterday of one of the Gap&#8217;s holiday ads in a post entitled: New Gap Commercial With Little Girls Is, Yeah, A Little Gross. I&#8217;m&#8230;not seeing it, honestly.  Neither are most of the commenters. The sticking point is apparently at :08, where one of the girls does a hip-pop. Now, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lindsay at Jezebel posted a video yesterday of one of the Gap&#8217;s holiday ads in a post entitled: <a href="http://jezebel.com/5415617/new-gap-commercial-with-little-girls-is-yeah-a-little-gross" target="_blank">New Gap Commercial With Little Girls Is, Yeah, A Little Gross</a>. I&#8217;m&#8230;not seeing it, honestly.  Neither are most of the commenters.</p>
<p>The sticking point is apparently at :08, where one of the girls does a hip-pop. Now, I can&#8217;t dance. I <em>really</em> can&#8217;t dance. I can&#8217;t dance so much that I took weight training in college instead of a class in modern dance (which was considerably closer to my dorm, I might add), and even I know that hip popping is pretty much a standard in jazz and modern dance, not to mention modern cheerleading. The move itself isn&#8217;t sexual. It&#8217;s certainly not inherently sexual when performed by little girls in sweaters, tights, and boots.</p>
<p>But about 500 commenters agree with me there, and it&#8217;s not the thing that&#8217;s bugging me now. What&#8217;s bugging me are the comments like this one:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;it&#8217;s sick, quite frankly, that little girls would care so much about their clothing&#8211; how materialistic.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t the only comment of this kind on the post &#8211; there are several in the vein of &#8220;they&#8217;re too young to care about their shoes!&#8221; &#8211; but this was definitely the most to the point.</p>
<p>Part of my reaction to it is increduality &#8211; I was pretty tomboyish after I got over my initial frilly dress phase around age seven, and <em>I</em> spent elementary school dying for a pair of Guess jeans. I got to go to the Gap for my back-to-school clothes for the first time when I was 12 and was so thrilled. I wanted my tennis shoes and sturdy sandals that I ran around to be cute.</p>
<p>And this is from someone who didn&#8217;t pay attention to fashion and what really looked nice until sometime in college, or possibly grad school.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s nothing wrong with being interested in clothes at the age of 8. There&#8217;s also nothing wrong with <em>not</em> being interested in them at that age (or any other). Kids are just as individual as adults, people. Really.</p>
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