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		<title>Unhappy feet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My feet are perpetually a mess. I guess I can blame this on the fact that I walk everywhere, on city sidewalks, in dress shoes &#8211; that certainly part of the problem &#8211; but I&#8217;ve always been prone to thick calluses and dry skin and heels that have gone beyond dry to cracked like the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Jeans and the length thereof</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, I&#8217;m 5&#8242;8&#8243; tall. Okay, fine, it&#8217;s really 5&#8242;7&#8243;, but the point is I&#8217;m taller by either one or two inches than the average American woman, and yet I cannot for the life of me find a pair of jeans that are not too long. Why is this? Is there a vast conspiracy to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2010/02/08/on-jeans-and-the-length-thereof/</link>
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		<title>The Last Purchase of 2009</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve done a lot of shopping at Ann Taylor Loft this year &#8211; sweaters, jewelry, shoes, dresses &#8211; but I&#8217;m fairly sure that this is it for the year. Appropriately, it&#8217;s a party dress that would be great for ringing in 2010 except for the facts that a) it&#8217;s not arriving until January 12th and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2009/12/31/the-last-purchase-of-2009/</link>
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		<title>2009 in Review</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 5:59pm on New Year&#8217;s Eve, I&#8217;m spending the night the way I usually do &#8211; at home with the cat &#8211; and since I did this last year (I think) I&#8217;ll do it again.
2009 was a fucking weird year.
Work: In October of 2008 my boss was laid off, leaving me as the one and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masculinization of the Kitchen</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hanna Rosin&#8217;s got an interesting article in Slate&#8217;s XX about the rise of the kitchen bitch, and frankly, after reading it I&#8217;m not sure that I&#8217;d want to marry a man who likes cooking as much as I do. And it&#8217;s entirely because of what Rosin describes: I have a feeling I&#8217;d end up with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2009/12/15/masculinization-of-the-kitchen/</link>
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		<title>Guidelines for Functioning as Intelligent Life on Rainy Days</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear New Yorkers and New Jerseians traversing the streets of Manhattan,
It&#8217;s pouring down rain today. As it is late fall/early winter in New York City, this isn&#8217;t exactly a rare occasion. It rains in New York for three-quarters of the year, and the months of November and December tend to be more water-logged than most. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2009/12/09/guidelines-for-functioning-as-intelligent-life-on-rainy-days/</link>
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		<title>Kids Today</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay at Jezebel posted a video yesterday of one of the Gap&#8217;s holiday ads in a post entitled: New Gap Commercial With Little Girls Is, Yeah, A Little Gross. I&#8217;m&#8230;not seeing it, honestly.  Neither are most of the commenters.
The sticking point is apparently at :08, where one of the girls does a hip-pop. Now, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2009/12/01/kids-toda/</link>
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		<title>Homemade Tomato Soup in 15 Minutes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before I get too deeply into Rachael Ray and my issues with, plus ridiculously easy tomato soup, I feel like I should point out one thing: I have a baking blog now. It&#8217;s called Live Every Week Like It&#8217;s Cake Week. That is all, carry on.
I think I&#8217;ve mentioned before that I&#8217;m really not all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2009/11/30/homemade-tomato-soup-in-15-minutes/</link>
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		<title>Sort-of Shortbread</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night, when I was role-playing with Annie, Adrian Veidt served up a plate of lemon-lavender shortbread to the the character I was playing (of course Adrian bakes! What are you saying!), and it sounded so good that I immediately wanted some.  Coincidentally, shortbread is also the only cookie I had the ingredients for.
It ended [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://zonkered.net/index.php/2009/11/16/sort-of-shortbread/</link>
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		<title>Happy National Bundt Day!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would be happy to celebrate but, well, I&#8217;m cleaning the kitchen today, and A&#38;P isn&#8217;t bringing me my groceries until tomorrow. So celebration will have to wait until later this week, when I have bittersweet chocolate and espresso powder and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels for chocolate bourbon bundt cake.
But rest assured, this [...]]]></description>
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