Archive for the ‘letters’ Category

An open letter to Norm Coleman

Today, the trial to determine who wins the Minnesota senate seat in the race between Al Franken and Norm Coleman begins.  I’d like to take the opportunity to address the former senator and former mayor of St. Paul.
Dear Norm,
We go way back.  I originally didn’t vote for you as governor of the state of Minnesota [...]

Open Letter: Dear Gap

Dear Gap,
The shirt I bought from you on Friday looks like a 1994-era plaid shirt was attacked by a 1970-era tuxedo shirt, and somehow I love it. In the future, however, would it be possible to cut your clothes for women who actually have breasts? Showing my bra off to everyone on 3rd [...]