Archive for the ‘epic fail’ Category
Dec
Dec
Guidelines for Functioning as Intelligent Life on Rainy Days
Category: bitchmoan, epic fail, new york, rants · Tags: etiquette,new york,open letters,rain,umbrellas
Dear New Yorkers and New Jerseians traversing the streets of Manhattan,
It’s pouring down rain today. As it is late fall/early winter in New York City, this isn’t exactly a rare occasion. It rains in New York for three-quarters of the year, and the months of November and December tend to be more water-logged than most. [...]
Sep
Sep
Shitstorm of the Week, or, WTF, Hollywood?
The whole Roman Polanski bullshit is giving me a splitting headache, and it gets worse the more and more names of actors and writers and directors are added to the goddamned petition to leave poor Mr. Polanski alone. I mean, he totally couldn’t pick up his Oscar in person! Hasn’t he been punished enough?
What the [...]
Aug
Aug
Fuck This Shit Cake
Today was a day of sitcomesque kitchen disasters. Let’s recap, shall we?
We began with the goal to bake Smitten Kitchen’s Pound Cake. As you can see, this is a cake with a hell of a lot of steps I’m normally not willing to make. From the outset, I’d already made adjustments – cake flour sifted [...]